I said this week that I was going to blog a little every day and not get behind.
Well guess what, this is the most boring day in the history of days.
Our renovation has begun...yay new Front Desk wallpaper
I did triple duty today, I checked rooms when the Attendants were finished, I did reception, so I fake smiled and mingled, and I caught up on all my emails, reports, and began Time and Attendance.
I also made the saddest chicken salad in the history of lunch.
Tuesday was a turd.
I had pizza.
Wednesday, I went into the day thinking that it was going to be the worst, so I had LEFTOVER pizza.
It ended up being okay.
The meeting I was dreading (because I hate speaking in public) was alright.
Scott made Bacon Cheeseburger Rolls (well he cooked them, he bought them from Troy's Butcher Shop) and they were divine.
So right as dinner began, Jr (Uncle next door) started knocking. I tell Scott it's his turn.
As soon as the door open, Jr said "do you have a shotgun?" This may be startling to some, but we were like, "No, but we have pistols.."
No one asked why, LOL.
Turns out there was a rattlesnake in the backyard.
I think I handled it well....
I'll spare you the details, but it's dead now.
I have video, but it's mostly just Scott's butt crack.
Apparently the rule is, if you kill a snake you have to cut off their rattlers. Rattles?
The best part of the story was, why was Jr in our back yard to begin with?
He said he went to steal a cinder block, but it turns out they were stepping stones.
"Well damn hell, those ain't even got holes in them!"
Rebecca and I went walking, I came home, cleaned up the kitchen, and watched a movie.
CAN WE NOT!!! MORE SNAKES!!!!!
Thursday we loaded up and went to Alexandria.
Of course, I was putty in her hands......
When we got back, Scott had a surprise for me.
He still makes me swoon.
Scott and I went grocery shopping.
This is why Walmart is bad...
Below is my list;
Do you know how much was spent? $194....
And I forgot the avocado.
Friday I was off. I slept in until 9:30am. It was fabulous.
If you ever wondered what I do on my off days besides clean the house and laundry, this is it:
I stuff face, read recipes, and watch Harry Potter.
Saturday I got to sleep in a little, then head to work. It wasn't terrible.
When I got off, I headed to the grocery store to get more groceries, I get in line, I always have my card ready to go when they start to scan.
Yeah....after an hour of accumulating everything I needed for a week's worth of meals, I had no wallet.
I had to leave empty handed, do the walk of shame.
I get about 10 miles from home, and my fuel light comes on. It says that I have 12 miles left.
I found my wallet at home, in my bedroom, inside of a Shoe Carnival bag.
So Sunday morning I decide that I am going to rule this day. I made a list, got ready for church, got clothes to change into when I got to work, I even remembered shoes.
I pull up at the gas station and see a good looking guy, and I think, aw yeah, I'm going to get out, suck in, smile real big, make him fall in love.
I got to get out of the car......
and I was still in my seat belt. He saw me get caught. He mocked me.
I messaged Scott my dumbass move, and how we will be together forever because no one would ever want me. LOL.
Lily is always my BFF in church.
**cropping out the super fatty areas, lol**
That's all I have for this week!
Monotony at its best.
I enjoy sports, binge watching TV, food, reading, and slightly bearded men.
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