You know how when you have a camera and people tell you to SMILE! Everyone has a specific thing that they do. Some put their hand on their hip, some cheese, some people I know even frown. I am looking at you, Scott.
My thing is, I put my hands together in front of my belly. I don't even realize that I do it.
Recently two people assumed I was pregnant.
Negative. Scott and I are both sterile as Q-tips.
I don't mind those questions at all. I have never been offended, and while I don't want to explain to everyone my inadequate reproductive system, I usually just shrug it off and make a joke.
So now I need suggestions on WHAT to do with my hands.
Hand on the hip was the most suggested pose.
I don't know how long I have been doing this, but I found pics from over a decade ago and there the finger touching thing is.
I don't know why either.
I thought 2006 was bad, then I saw this! LOL
Some days I behold the idea of having a family. Then I freak out. Some people were meant to be parents. I don' think I am one of them. Anxiety is bad, mmkay?
Adoption gets thrown around a lot, but again, I don't think it's for me. Does that make me a bad person? Maybe.
Some days I don't even want a dog. Scott never wanted to be a father, so we will just be the best aunt and uncle that we can be.
I am very happy, I have a wonderful niece, 2 sisters, and a slew of cousins if I ever get the urge to be parental.
But you can keep asking me, I don't mind. :)
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