This is the fourth post that I have written about my oscillating fan, Matt.
Sadly it will be the last.
For over a decade, it's because of him that I have slept through all the ruckus next door.
He has caused many fights between Scott and I (because he is an anemic little girl)
Matt is Tearing Us Apart!
He has sparked many a late night conversation.
In Which We're The Donner Party
And once, he tried to kill me.
The Night Matt Tried to Kill Me
But he was a fine roommate.
I feel like the kid on The Brave Little Toaster that just wanted his things back.
I enjoy sports, binge watching TV, food, reading, and slightly bearded men.
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