I have been on a roll lately with recipes. I'm pretty much a professional cook now, yo. Scott is working his one overnight shift for the month, so I usually don't cook anything, I just snack. Tonight I made this, and it's a keeper! What I used: A bag of small, precooked, deveined shrimp 1 lemon 8 oz of cream cheese 4 tbl of Hellmann's mayo Pepper, a shake of dried parsley, onion powder, paprika, and Sriracha What I did: I took the shrimp out of the freezer and threw them in a collander, then turned on MacGyver. I took out a block of cream cheese, sat it on the counter, and finished MacGyver. By then everything was thawed and at room temperature, so we're good to go. I blended the cream cheese, and mayo until they were smooth. This took effort, I did it by hand whilst watching Scandal. I squeezed half of the lemon juice into the bowl and stirred some more. I added pepper, and the dried parsley, which by the way, has no flavor. I tasted it, didn't really taste like anything, so I added some paprika and onion powder. Stir. I chopped up the shrimp all Ree Drummond style because I was too lazy to set up the food processor. I squeezed in the second half of the lemon, and then I mixed it all together, and ate it with these chips: I liked it but it just needed some oomph. Hellzyeah, I added Sriracha. Stir it up, eat it up.
By the way if you come to my house, there is a bigass flamingo in the bathroom.
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