I have been on a roll lately with recipes.
I'm pretty much a professional cook now, yo.
Scott is working his one overnight shift for the month, so I usually don't cook anything, I just snack.
Tonight I made this, and it's a keeper!
What I used:
A bag of small, precooked, deveined shrimp
8 oz of cream cheese
4 tbl of Hellmann's mayo
Pepper, a shake of dried parsley, onion powder, paprika, and Sriracha
What I did:
I took the shrimp out of the freezer and threw them in a collander, then turned on MacGyver.
I took out a block of cream cheese, sat it on the counter, and finished MacGyver.
By then everything was thawed and at room temperature, so we're good to go.
I blended the cream cheese, and mayo until they were smooth. This took effort, I did it by hand whilst watching Scandal. I squeezed half of the lemon juice into the bowl and stirred some more. I added pepper, and the dried parsley, which by the way, has no flavor.
I tasted it, didn't really taste like anything, so I added some paprika and onion powder.
I chopped up the shrimp all Ree Drummond style because I was too lazy to set up the food processor.
I squeezed in the second half of the lemon, and then I mixed it all together, and ate it with these chips:
I liked it but it just needed some oomph.
Hellzyeah, I added Sriracha.
Stir it up, eat it up.
By the way if you come to my house, there is a bigass flamingo in the bathroom.
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