"The Dip"

There really is no way to take a picture of this in focus.
You like my nails?
Thought so.
The gnawed look is in.

This dip has many names; Neiman Marcus Dip, How to Catch a Man in the South Dip, The Dip that Kayla Brought to the Party.....
But here, it's just "The Dip".

SO!
This dip you must try. If you don't like mayo though, move along to the next blog post.

This is simple, quick, and probably the most fattening thing you will eat all day.

What you need:
16oz of mayo
2 cups of shredded cheddar
1/4 cup of slivered almonds
A bag of the "real" bacon bits. You know the chewy kind.
Green onions. 1/2 cup -ish.

Now. Two different versions get made here. One with green onions and one without. I am not hating on green onions, but I do not like them in this dip.
My sister eats them like candy.
My brother in law does not like the almonds.
So much dip gets made.

All you have to do is mix all of this together, well, and let it chill in the fridge until it's cool.
I have eaten it with many things, but my favorite is Pita Chips.

Enjoy!!